You’ve seen the “Christian” playing cards.

You’ve seen the “Christian” poker chips.

You’ve even seen the “Christian” poker tournament.

But all that is yesterday’s lukewarmness. Now, thanks to emergent guru Gary Lamb, you can integrate your love for poker and church into one with the new All In Church Service complete with over-sized playing cards on the “church” stage, a poker dealer at the poker table, and even an Elvis impersonator (not to be confused with this Elvis impersonator). Why bother yourself with all that holy stuff like Bible study, Worship, prayer, etc. Churchianity’s all about fun!

The new evangelism of the American church: “Try Jesus! If He doesn’t assimilate to your lifestyle then we’ll accommodate you every other way we can.”

Thanks to Jim from Old Truth for the heads up on this abomination.