Mrs. Pilgrim over at the Pilgrim’s Project blog came up with a few good sayings for bumper stickers. She listed them on her post Bumper Sticker Fun.

• 1.  “So…Life began with static cling and a chicken-soup smoothie?”
• 2.  “How dare you judge me for judging others?”
• 3.  “I’ll stop preaching at you when you get saved.”
• 4.  “‘Good enough’ does not appear in the Bible.”
• 5.  “You don’t need Jesus? Oh, you think you’re better than I?”
• 6.  “Pubblik skool: 4 a gud edyucashun.”
• 7.  “‘Tolerance’ is not a synonym for ‘love’.”
• 8.  “Would you rather your mom loved you, or tolerated you?”

My favorites are numbers two, three and seven.