HOW TO TELL IF YOU’RE SEEKER-FRIENDLY
12. You think evangelism is handing out copies of Purpose Driven Life.
11. You think The Five Solas are a youth worship band.
10. You think Calvinists worship a little boy and stuffed tiger.
09. You think Bounce dryer sheets do great at stopping Hypostatic union.
08. Your pastor got saved (four times) at Billy Graham crusades.
07. You think Jesus would have had more success if He was just a bit nicer to the Pharisees.
06. You openly blast people who disagree with Oprah as being too narrow-minded and judgmental. Jesus would never be that way!
05. Your pastor did so preach on the book Romans! Romans 13:8-10, where it tells us how to get out and stay out of debt! (They gave away $10 gas cards that week too.)
04. Instead of “sin” your Pastor uses the word “oopsie.”
03. You think Paul Washer is what Jesus did to Paul’s feet when he was at the Last Supper.
02. You think ‘church discipline’ is the Technology Pastor yelling swear words at the iBook to get it to work.
01. Becoming Emergent is like coming out of the closet.
A million thanks to Berry and his friends for this list and a million more thanks to Berry for the M&M characters!
Check out How to tell if you’re “word of faith” and How to tell if you’re Emergent.
Christ Alone Wyoming 
Great list, lol!
Quote: “* You think evangelism is handing out copies of Purpose Driven Life.”
Hmm… you must be pretty rich to hand out books to do that. Oh, wait, you just might be sowing into the ministry to gain a 40, or 60, or even 100-fold return!
Can’t wait for the next list. 🙂
Shalom.
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LOVE the Paul Washer one!! My 14-year-old thinks it’s hilarious too (we went to PW Reality Check conference last year).
The green guy bears a striking resemblance to RW. Uncanny!
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Isaiah,
I thought you would have liked #10.
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The Paul Washer one is excellent! And, I just realized this was comment number 2, but I am going to post it anyway.
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