This church describes itself as having “awesome” worship and a “relevant” message. Judging by this post and accompanying video, they also feel bike safety is the most important need in the community. Read the article and watch the video. Day 1: Bike stunts, games and inflatables. Day 2: Hyped up music which they hope the kids will come back for.

Quote from the video: Why do Summer Slam? “To reach a need in our community by spreading a message of bike safety to show people a relationship with our church and Jesus.”

You’ve seen the “Christian” playing cards.

You’ve seen the “Christian” poker chips.

You’ve even seen the “Christian” poker tournament.

But all that is yesterday’s lukewarmness. Now, thanks to emergent guru Gary Lamb, you can integrate your love for poker and church into one with the new All In Church Service complete with over-sized playing cards on the “church” stage, a poker dealer at the poker table, and even an Elvis impersonator (not to be confused with this Elvis impersonator). Why bother yourself with all that holy stuff like Bible study, Worship, prayer, etc. Churchianity’s all about fun!

The new evangelism of the American church: “Try Jesus! If He doesn’t assimilate to your lifestyle then we’ll accommodate you every other way we can.”

Thanks to Jim from Old Truth for the heads up on this abomination.

This church has never been known to teach sound biblical doctrine and has even resorted to the latest “let’s look like the world to attract the world” tactics of having sermon topics based on popular television shows; “Is The Drama Working In Your Life?”. But they don’t stop there. At The Connection Church you can participate in turbo kick-boxing classes not one, but two nights a week. Why waste time studying God’s word and evangelizing the lost who are dying and going to hell (also known by their more seeker-sensitive name the “unchurched”) when you can have “a great workout and lots of fun for free?”

This “church” had the techno-dance music coming from the sanctuary. With windows and doors wide open, numerous women clad in tight leotards were doing their thing in the “church” sanctuary… the very place where they “worship” God on Sunday mornings.

They advertised these kick-boxing classes under “Faith Events.” I guess if you’re a perishing soul desperately hoping someone will share the gospel of Jesus with you before you die and spend an eternity in hell, you may want not want to stumble into this “church” on their kick-boxing nights. Especially if you have a temptation with women kick-boxing in leotards in a church sanctuary.

Is this what the martyrs throughout history have given their lives for? Is this what God purchased the Church with his own blood for? (Acts 20:28)

According to this post by “pastor” David Foster, people who fear God and live non-comprising lives, (refusing to live however they want but how God would have them live), must be legalists.

The first video of the late Anna Nicole Smith is from 1999. In this video she claims that Jesus is her personal Lord and savior.

The second video is of the late Anna Nicole Smith recorded sometime after the first video. Any questions?

Man always has a way of utterly defiling what God intended for good. Clowns were not the intention God had when instructing us in what pure and undefiled religion is in His sight as recorded in James 1:27.

What those in nursing homes need: To be visited by sincere Christians who will spend time with them, talk with them, listen to them, and share the gospel with them.

What those in nursing homes don’t need: A bunch of grown adults in clown attire running around acting like fools playing with balloons. (Not to be confused with the ever-popular Joyce Meyer Conventions).

Part 1

Part 2

Not to be outdone by our friends across the pond, (as shown in my previous post), Trinity Church in Manhattan has jumped on the clowns-in-church bandwagon.

Thanks to A Little Leaven for putting this video together.

You can watch the Participant Reaction by clicking here. The comments by those in attendance speaks volumes to the depravity of those who have no understanding or concept of reverence, and is a direct result of sitting under the teaching of those whom the glory departed form a long time ago. Obviously this type of apostasy didn’t happen overnight.

If you wish to watch the entire clown service, click here. If you wish to see the “sermon” only, click here. You can also view the bulletin from the service by clicking here.

 Clowns leading a church service in England.

Pastor Dale Radke as Rollo the Clown “resurrects humor in church.” Click here to view the article.

This is the inevitable result when you stop preaching the Word and begin relying on your own ability to fill the pews.

This is wrong in so many ways I don’t even know where to begin.

This is a fantastic little pop-quiz for those hip, cool and worldly “Pastors” (and their flock) who just can’t seem to understand why those on the narrow path keep criticizing their numerous shallow sermon series’ on Hollywood Movies, How to Cope at the Office, How much God Loves Sex and whatever other ear tickling treasures they can dream up. To check out the quiz, just click here. Be sure to send this to the seeker-friendly, lukewarm emergent in your life.

Thank you Chris from A Little Leaven for putting this together.