Joel Osteen: The Oprah of Christendom has just released his new book.

 

With the release of his latest self-help manual, I’ve decided to repost this previous entry:

Joel Osteen’s back with a new book and it’s still all about YOU! Kind of reminds me of this video.

Osteens new book all about YOU.

The 7 steps in Osteen’s new book are:

* Keep pressing forward.
* Be positive towards yourself.
* Develop better relationships.
* Form better habits.
* Embrace the place where you are.
* Develop your inner life.
* Stay passionate about life.

Blogger Loretta Heiden added her idea on what those seven steps should be if Osteen wasn’t just wearing sheep’s clothing:

*Die to yourself
*Pick up your cross daily
*Follow Me
*Love not the world
*Trust in the Lord
*Love one another
*Go make disciples

For more on Joel Osteen, click here.

When culture influences the church you get the Hip Hop Prayer Book and Jesus the rapper.

hip-hop-prayer-book.jpg Apparently nothing is sacred anymore, including God’s holy and inspired Word. The Hip Hop Mass website is offering the new Hip Hop Prayer Book. You might be asking yourself “why do we need the Hip Hop Prayer Book?”

Well, as the retired reverend Catherine Roskam explains, “If Jesus walked the earth today, he would be a rapper.”

Here’s an excerpt from this “Prayer Book” from Psalm 23:
The Lord is all that, I need for nothing. He allows me to chill. He keeps me from being heated and allows me to breathe easy. He guides my life so that I can represent and give shouts out in his Name. And even though I walk through the Hood of death, I don’t back down for you have my back. The fact that you have me covered allows me to chill. He provides me with back-up in front of my player-haters and I know that I am a baller and life will be phat. I fall back in the Lord’s crib for the rest of my life.

I imagine that this would be the best book to bring with you when you “chill” at the New Generation Hip Hop Church located in Moreno Valley California.

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U2 Exposed

I was in a local Christian (paraphernalia) bookstore last week when I came across a new book by Bono of U2 prominently displayed on a table. My first thought was why?

Then there’s the blasphemous “U2-charist” from this church where U2 songs are performed as worship songs.

So with all the recent hoopla surrounding U2, I thought you’d like to know the real story behind the music. Check out the following video produced by Pastor Joe Schimmel.

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The problem with youth ministry today: God’s Laxative? Because every Christian needs a spiritual bowel movement?

Here’s yet another perfect example of the dumbing down of holiness to “Christian” youth, and the blurring of the lines between right and wrong. This church produced this childish and even crude video to advertise a summer event for the youth where one of the actors acts like a homosexual.

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And if you thought that video was done in bad taste, you should (if you can bare it) see the following video this same church produced. In this particular video they somehow thought flatulence, diarreah, and other bowel movement issues was just what a lost and dying world–going to Hell–needs to hear. The name of the video alone should be enough “fruit” for you to “judge” that there is NOTHING Christian about this. (That’s right, I said judge. And inevitably there will be some people more upset about that, than the content of these videos).

The title of this awful video is: “G-Lax: God’s Laxative. If you’re one of those who actually needs to taste the “fruit” before making a judgment, then watch the video.

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See my response to a disgruntled commenter in this follow-up.


How Revolutiuon Church views the disciples.

Remember the church that brought you the God Sex abomination? Their four-week sermon series this past summer had such sermon titles as:

July 08 – Seven Minutes in Heaven [**Sex Party**]

July 15 – Stripped Bare

July 22 – Leather, Whips, and Whipped Cream.

July 29 – What Happens in Vegas Doesn’t Stay in Vegas

Well, they’re back once again to prove that the very idea of sacredness, reverence and holiness is still non-existent in their social club. This Sunday pastor David Trotter will be teaching about the disciples.

But for those in his “church” that would be bored to tears (I mean really, teaching from the Bible is so archaic) fear not, because pastor Trotter has decided to spice it up a bit. Judging by the picture on his blog advertising the upcoming teaching, it is sure to be a hoot:

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I mean who wouldn’t want to learn about the disciples when you superimpose the heads of Bart Simpson, Drew Carrey, Mr. T, Jim Carrey and Dr. Phil on their cartoon bodies?

I (still) urge you pastor Trotter, please consider what you are doing. Quit trying to gain the approval of men. I truly fear for you. Please consider that the very God and His things that you show so little respect for is the very God who holds your life in His hands. The very One who has power to destroy both body and soul in hell. Please repent of this and return to the teaching of the Bible without all this adolescent silliness. God will not be mocked. Your very soul hangs in the balance. It is a terrifying thing to fall into the hands of the living God that you treat so flippantly and irreverently.

 

Ravi Zacharias fails to preach the Gospel to the Mormons.

Ravi Zacharias at Mormon Temple

A blogger had high hopes that Ravi Zacharias would preach the uncompromised Word of God to the Mormons:

Ravi Zacharias To Speak at Mormon Temple in November, 2004 per this online article . I hope and pray that Zacharias, Christianity’s most brilliant apologist, philosopher and author will preach the uncompromising and unadulterated word at this event.

Sadly, this blogger’s hopes and prayers did not come to pass:

Dr. Richard Mouw, who is President and Professor of Christian Philosophy at Fuller Theological Seminary, also spoke at this event. He let the the above blogger down too. Article at Mormon Research Ministry.


 

The “Christian” psychic . . . uh, I mean prophet . . . and his prophetic soap.

Want to be a Christian but don’t want to give up your love of psychics and psychic readings? Well now you don’t have to. Thanks to self-proclaimed psychic prophet Bishop E. Bernard Jordan, if you “donate” $50 you will receive a live-streaming “prophecy” in which the “company of prophets will call your name and prophesy to you into the camera while you watch.” Can’t afford $50? Then send your “$37 faith offering and receive your personal, tailer-made prophetic word from the prophet Jordan, in his own voice, on CD.”

Also, did you know that “the Bible is the greatest success manual ever written?” According to Bishop Jordan, applying the principles found in the Bible will transform you from a believer to an achiever.

And finally, what would any self-respecting psychic prophet be without his own line of prophet soap? That’s right! You can now order bars of soap that “will cause you to experience the prophetic in a way you would never expect.”

I enjoy the mild aroma of the Prophetic Awareness Soap , but I prefer the way the Prosperity Soap leaves my skin feeling soft and fresh.