Will it ever end? Yet another piece of food, and yet another claim of a virgin Mary image. The latest story of this Romish superstitious mysticism comes out of Arlington Texas (see the news article here).
This time, instead of the image being on a piece of toast or grilled cheese sandwich, the virgin Mary is found on a rotting grape. And this time, instead of being discovered by a Roman Catholic, it was discovered by Baptist Becky Ginn of Fielder Road Baptist Church.
After examining the picture of the “image” on the grape, I am not so certain it is actually the virgin Mary. I am leaning more toward St. Joseph the home-selling saint or St. Clare the patron saint of television.
But then again, it may very well be the image of Jack Tarrance the recently identified Zodiac killer.

Huh. Looked like Rachel Ray to me…
(grabs beads again)
Hail Mary, full of grapes.
Welch’s is with thee.
Blessed art thou among jellies and blessed the fruit of thy vine, juices.
Holy Mary, mother of wine, pray for us vinters now and at the hour of our fermentation.
Amen.
(repeats 10 times)
Man… God must be in the bathroom (1 Kings 18:27) or something cause it seems like he doesn’t listen when I do this! I don’t get it! I guess I just have to keep doing this until he hears me because of my many words (Matthew 6:7)!
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