Since we live in the time where what is evil is now called good, and what is good is now called evil, would anyone be surprised at publishers producing “Bibles” that not only affirm, but encourage sin?
Wonder no more!
Introducing the world’s first (that I know of) Gay and Lesbian Bible to encourage all those living in sin to remain living in sin.
Not only can you get your Gay & Lesbian Bible, but now you can sink deeper into error with the Queer Bible Commentary.
All this has got me wondering; since we live in such an inclusive society, why should we neglect the spiritual needs of other lifestyles? Wouldn’t they feel left out? Because of this, I have a few suggestions for these publishers to consider (in jest of course):
1. The beekeepers who like jazz and jellybeans Bible.
2. The serial murderer’s Bible.
3. The heroin addict Bible.
4. The adultery Bible.
5. The abortionist Bible.
6. The pre-teen who’s confused about their gender Bible.
7. The Poker and Beer-night Bible.
8. The white, middle-aged CPA who lives with his parents and has a secret fascination with Sponge Bob Square Pants Bible.
9. The gambling-addiction binge Bible.
10. The Man Boy Love Association Bible for those who can’t find Jesus saying anything against child molestation.
I welcome your suggestions.