Source: Slaughter of the Sheep
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Makes me wanna sing…
SCRIPTURE TWIST
(with appologies to Chubby Checker)
Come on baby let’s do the twist
Come on baby let’s do the twist
Take away the KJV and go Message
Ee-oh twist Scripture twist
Oooh-yeah just like this
Come on heretics and do the twist
Jesus is ballin’ and you can own the town
Yeah God is your genie so throw your wallet down
We’re gonna twisty twisty twisty
‘Til we turn the house down
Come on and twist yeah Scripture twist
Oooh-yeah just like this
Come on heretics and do the twist
Yeah you should see my little Saint
You should see my my little Saint
Peter knows he’s the Rock
On which the church was built.
Come on and twist yeah Scripture twist
Oooh-yeah just like this
Come on heretics and do the twist
Yeah flock gone now
So twist on now
Twist.
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Creflo, dude, if you ever get real busted and lose all your money, come work for me at my pretzel stand. None of my helpers can twist dough, or anything for that matter, like you do!
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Ol’ Creffy is consistently one of Satan’s best little helpers – he’s literally a mouthpiece for the devil.
The entire point of the episode with the rich young ruler was Christ’s omniscient knowledge that the rich young ruler loved his stuff more than he loved God – thus making Him guilty of violating the greatest commandment – and his unrepentant sinfulness was evidenced by his response to Christ’s hard demands.
Oh that someone would warn Creflo Dollar of the truth and the judgment to come before he takes his last breath and lifts his eyes up from hell!
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I blogged about this heresy:
http://escapee.wordpress.com/2008/07/03/speak-those-things-the-word-of-faith-heretic-theology/
http://escapee.wordpress.com/2008/07/03/speak-those-things-the-word-of-faith-heretic-theology/
Dollar also loves the little “g” heresy as well. I am in the Atlanta area and I have seen 1st hand his “sheeple” and how they blindly follow this madness!He butchered the rich ruler parable. The parable is all about coveting possessions and how we must be willing to give up something in order to attain eternal life.
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He’s going to the church I used to attend… 😐
it’s a WoF church…
and I’ve read about the little ‘g’ heresy and even the ‘Adam was God’ and ‘Jesus didn’t come as God’ garbage.
http://www.letusreason.org/Poptea16.htm
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Prosperity pimps are so concerned about people sowing money into the Kingdom of GOD, and the people getting a hundred fold return. They are so sweet, caring, and concerned for their flock. Why not tell the members of their congregations to donate, in the name of JESUS CHRIST, to the local soup kitchen, shelter, or abused children foundation directly? Better yet, find a widow in the church, or on welfare, and give the money directly to her. I know the answer. That would not show a faith in GOD, because the money did not go directly to GOD’S chosen people (themselves) to distribute the cash. They in their white washed sepulchres, distort the Holy Scriptures for financial gain and deceive the people they teach. It is maddening, because people have more faith in false teaching than the Truth of GOD.
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Mosaic laws were given to the Jews by God under the Old Covenant were non-stop.
They controlled every aspect of Jewish behavior and lifestyle. Peter called law-keeping it a yoke of bondage.
Humans could not (perfectly) keep all of the 613 Jewish laws & 7 Feast. Thus, we needed a Savior to fulfill the law for us.
Creflo & others teach that Abraham paid tithes before the law of Moses was given. This is a twisting Scriptures out of context. Abraham voluntarily gave a tenth one time only, it is not the same as faithful tithe paying.
Someone needs to inform tithe propagandist that Abraham was also circumcised before the law so why is he not commanding his people to be circumcised? Let me answer because they are not Jews under the terms and condition of the Old Covenant!
Matthew 23:23 Jesus placed mercy above the law and he was talking to Jews still under the Old Covenant because he had not yet died on the Cross and said PAID IN FULL! The word of God is our standard according to Creflo so here goes folks.
The following anti-tithe Scriptures. We are not opposed to tithing just the claim that we must keep the law or pay for favor from God. All that is really needed is to go to God in Jesus name free of charge. God was pleased with the payment in full his Son made for us. It is called Grace. Grace is favor not earned or deserved and is available every day all day long for any situation! Stop stealing the credit and placing it on your tithe record. This is dishonoring to God! Learn what the New Covenant Dispensation of Grace is!
Acts 13:39
..and through Him everyone who believes is freed from all things, from which you could not be freed through the Law of Moses.
Acts 15:10 Now, therefore, why are you putting God to the test by placing a yoke on the neck of the (new Gentiles believers) disciples that neither our fathers nor we have been able to bear?
Acts 15:28-29
For it has seemed good to the Holy Spirit and to us to lay on you no greater burden than these requirements that you abstain from what has been sacrificed to idols, and from blood, and from what has been strangled, and from sexual immorality. If you keep yourselves from these, you will do well. Farewell
Galatians 3:11
“So it is clear that no one can be made right with God by trying to keep the law. For the Scriptures say, “It is through faith that a righteous person has life.”
Hebrew 8:6
“But now hath he obtained a more excellent ministry, by how much also he is the mediator of a better covenant, which was established upon better promises”.
Hebrew8:7
For if that first covenant had been faultless, then should no place have been sought for the second.
Galatians 3:10
All who rely on observing the law are under a curse, for it is written: “Cursed is everyone who does not continue to do everything written in the Book of the Law.”
Galatians 3:13
“Christ hath redeemed us from the curse of the law, being made a curse for us: for it is written, Cursed is every one that hangs on a tree”
James 2:10
For whoever keeps the whole law and yet stumbles at just one point is guilty of breaking all of it.
Colossians 2:14 “Blotting out ordinances (like the Ordinance in Malachi) which was contrary to us, he took it out of the way by nailing it to the Cross.
2nd Corinthian 9:7 “each one should give as he has decided not out of duty or obligation for God loves a cheerful tither? Heck no, the word said GIVER!
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